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alright hello
i am the definition of corrupted
but it's going to be alright
i'm sorry if i'm shitty lately
(the only thing helping me is my future self, shit)
someone in lincoln, nebraska won 360 million dollars
they haven't come to claim it yet
they're probably gathering their lawyers
i love this country
oi,
who's going to give me a hickey?
AGAIN?
FUCK!
February 21 2006, 19:50:53 UTC 6 years ago
well, i once accidently gave myself a hickey in my high school math class on my inner elbow while i was half asleep and pretending to care about slope.
and that time in eighth grade i got one right above my chin after i sucked all the air out of a bottle and let it stick to my mouth.... that was pretty awesome. didn't go away for a week and it was HUGE! i mainly did it because my friend fucked up first and i didn't want to make him feel bad for being the only one but, of course, mine was way worse and even HE made fun of me.
February 23 2006, 21:19:53 UTC 6 years ago
that's fucking great
thanks for the story
Anonymous
February 22 2006, 18:43:57 UTC 6 years ago
February 23 2006, 21:20:06 UTC 6 years ago